Fucking h*ck

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
athmaza
russellwilson

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

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russellwilson

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

russellwilson

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his royal swineness……………..

sleepyteamage
weaver-z

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

breadcunt

Why would they speak spanish in europe

weaver-z

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Spain.......

princeofnerds

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queer-cosette

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

toastyglow
jasminesapphires

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

anarchistmemecollective

meme of a person looking extremely excited and surprised with caption "vincent van gogh?"
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emerald-crow
fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours
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arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

ceebee-eebee

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

mossadspydolphin

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@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

bardboys
poetry-protest-pornography

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[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.


Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?


There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

hemipelagicdredger

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

onewhoturns

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

poetry-protest-pornography

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

decadentbatbagelscissors

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

poetry-protest-pornography

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

arcaniumagi2

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?